Physiotherapist

In addition to all the other titles I could assign myself (cleaner, laundress, tutor, cook, referee) I now can call myself a physiotherapist.

Gimpy Dog had torn her ACL in her left hind knee done herself an injury and required surgery.  As part of her recovery, she needs to do range of motion exercises 3 times a day. 

Guess who gets to do that?  I can just imagine how that's going to go.