Transmission from the Plague Ship

I have so much snot in my head that every little nook and cranny and crevice is packed full.  If my eyeballs weren't in the way, it would seep into my eye sockets as well.  My head feels like it's going to explode.  And my ear hurts. And my teeth.

When this stuff decides to dislodge itself (please dear Jesus, make it happen now), there's going to be a such a wave, nay, a tsunami of snot that there will not be enough kleenex in the world to stem the flow.  It will not be pretty. 

Stay well back.

over and out.