I have Magical Powers. I didn't always have these Powers; they have been bestowed upon me gradually, over time. I am still occasionally astonished that the powers that be who hand out these Powers have seen fit to give them to me. Sometimes, I resent these Powers but I have learned to accept my gift with grace because there is no point fighting the Power.
Only I have the Power to:
replace an empty toilet paper roll.
change sheets or replace towels.
see stuff sitting on the stairs waiting to be taken upstairs.
open a Cheese String.
see the dog poo in the backyard.
open a bag of milk.
turn the lights off in a room when I leave it.
See, Magical Powers. What Magical Powers do you have?
15 hours ago
That's uncanny! I have the self same powers in addition I am also the only one who can see a jar sitting on the sideboard and put the lid on it...!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's crazy, isn't it?
ReplyDeletemy mad power, in addition to ones you list here, is that ability to put candy/food/gum wrappers from the mini-van into the garbage. really, it's time to pass on the powers. in fact, there will be no more crap in the mini van until others can assume the power.
ReplyDelete-Meanie
Sometimes I think our van is like a garbage can on wheels.
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