Well, that's just great

So I was flicking through the shite that was TV the other night and I came across a documentary on TVO about small-breasted women. This is not an issue I have ever had but I watched to see how the other half lives.


One woman, I think she was the woman who made the show, was having a bra fitting and she said she had always had small breasts until she went through menopause then her boobs got bigger. Wait! What? Your boobs get bigger after menopause? Why did I not know this?


I thought I knew what to expect when the time comes. Heavier periods - dealing with that already. Night sweats - yes. Hot flashes - not yet but I expect them. Mood swings- I've already got Mother's Little Helper for those. But bigger boobs. This was news to me. Well, that's just great.


I don't need bigger boobs. I don't want bigger boobs. The ones I have are enough of a nuisance. I can't find a bra that fits properly and doesn't cost a fortune; I have trouble with blouses and gapage; I have to be careful with vee neck tops; I have to watch I don't drag them through my dinner. They really do get on my nerves sometimes but I am used to them. Now I find out they will get bigger.


That's just great.