Questions I've Asked Myself Today

Will it ever stop raining?

Why do I manage to sit beside the arseholes at the Trouts' soccer games?  I always pick a spot in the shade, not to close to other people so I don't have to talk to anybody, pull out my knitting and pretend to watch the game.  But this tool and his 500  3 gurny children managed to squeeze in beside me.  The ref discounted one of our goals for some reason (remember, I don't pay too much attention) and this f*ck and a half starts booing the ref!  Really!? He's supposed to be an example to his kids who of course join in with the booing!  Un-f*cking-believable.  My stern glowers had no effect whatsoever.

Should I take wine/Ice/other assorted liquor camping?   I know it's going to be stinking hot again this year, too hot to drink.  Yes, it is possible.  But I like a little bit of wine with my bbq'd steak. And around the campfire.  Better safe than being all pissed off because I have nothing to drink except diet coke and water, I suppose.  It won't hurt to stick a juice box of red in the food box.

Why is it 5,000 degrees out?

If the legal drinking age in Ontario is 19, why do people 25 or younger still have to show I.D. at the liquor store?  If I was 25, I'd be pissed off at still having to show I.D. 6 years after I'd turned legal.